Blondie - The Hitman's Price

"Top" can be used as a verb in British slang to mean "kill."

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Judge Parker - Why Does He *Always* Have To Bring This Up?

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Cathy - A Confession

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Cathy - What Dogs Do Best

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Dilbert - A View So Perfect, It's Lethal

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For Better Or For Worse - The Flower Reviver Is Looming!

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For Better Or For Worse - Of Freedom Of Religion And The Church Of Gus

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Crankshaft - No Family Discount For Carnal Knowledge

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Crankshaft - It's Not Incest If She's From Your Husband's Side

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For Better Or For Worse - Oh, Lax One! Impart Your Warnings!

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Peanuts - What The Physical Poser Told The Dentist

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Intro

Hello, everyone! Welcome to Defiled Comics! A lot of things changed when I started work as a security guard. My sleep scheduel changed, I learned to love coffee, and I've become a regular reader of the news paper. Out of boredom, and a desire to create humor where none existed, I started defacing the comic strips of each issue. The result: Defiled Comics, now online for all to enjoy! Look for updates at around 7:30 AM, EST, on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!